We are Jaime and Jessie. We met online in a Princess Diaries blogring on Xanga in 2005, and have since become a sort of good friends, in spite of always living somewhere between a couple hundred to a couple thousand miles apart. After seven years, we decided it’s time to deconstruct how and why and what happened. Also, so we could put on our tombstones, “At least we tried.”
*Permission to adapt our lives into a sitcom must be requested in iambic pentameter, unless otherwise discussed.